Vintage Novelty Ashtray — Ew.
A rather disturbing vintage ashtray that reads “Place your hot butt on our cold feet.” Um, no. Items similar to Vintage Amusing Novelty Ashtray “Place Your Hot Butt on Our Cold Feet” on Etsy
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Happy Hooker Vintage Patch by AwesomeWares
A Happy Hooker Golf Club vintage patch. A nice vintage patch of an entrepreneurial young lady. By AwesomeWares. Source: Happy Hooker Golf Club Naughty Vintage Patch eb6 by AwesomeWares
Winking Cat Panties by waterstars
These fun white undies have a cute orange cat printed on the front. And it’s winking. What is it winking about? This could be the perfect gift for a sexy cat lady! Source: Funny weird winking ginger CAT Panties Undearwear by WaterStars
Naughty Knit Cap with a Couple of Deer by MGknitting
Here’s a unique gift for anyone with a sense of humor! It’s a classic knitted cap featuring deer, but these deer are in a compromised position. The hat comes in a variety of colors, and is stretchy enough to fit a variety of head sizes. Source: Pre-made Fornicating Deer Knit Hat Charcoal Grey by MGknitting
Vintage Figurine by SosemanKnox
Yowza! A vintage figurine in the style of 1970s Russ Berrie statues, this couple is VERY much into their coffee break. This would make a hilarious gift! Source: RESERVED for softparadevintage Vintage figurine by SosemanKnox
Business Cardigans by BusinessCardigans
Business Cardigans™ are tiny hand-knit sweaters designed to keep your business cards cozy and dapper. Source: Business Cardigans by BusinessCardigans on Etsy
Elephant “Trunks”: Novelty Knit Boxers by warmpresents
A very unusual pair indeed! These elephant trunk boxers are the perfect novelty gift for your man. Just think of the laughs you’ll have! Source: Christmas gift Elephant underwear Elephant boxer by warmpresents